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Oral Pleasure On Autopilot: The Best Blowjob Machine That'll Leave You Speechless!

If you're looking for the best blowjob machine, you're in luck! We've scoured the market to find the most efficient, realistic, and pleasurable options available. After extensive research and super enjoyable testing, we've compiled a comprehensive review of the top models out there. 

Kiiroo Keon - A Top-Notch Blowjob Machine

Get Sucked In

The Kiiroo Keon is a premium blowjob machine designed to provide an immersive and realistic experience. With its ergonomic shape, powerful motor, and compatibility with VR content, the Keon offers an unparalleled level of pleasure. We love the ability to connect with partners remotely and the attention to detail that's been put into the design of this machine. The Kiiroo Keon truly sucks you in and leaves you wanting more.

Not All Smooth Sailing

While we were impressed with the Kiiroo Keon overall, there were a few minor issues that we found during testing. For one, the machine can be a bit noisy, which could be a buzzkill for some users. Additionally, the high price point might leave some people feeling sucked dry.

Suck-tacular Pleasure

Overall, the Kiiroo Keon delivers an immersive and realistic experience. Its compatibility with VR content and remote partners adds an extra layer of pleasure to your play. With its powerful motor, the Keon  truly sucks you in for an unforgettable experience.

Quick Stats

Material ABS, PC, Silicone
Finish 24 VDI + gloss
Max Stroke Lengt 75 mm
Size 220 x 130 x 146mm
Weight 1.1 kg
Battery 16.8V 700mAh
Charging 4 hours
User Time 30 min - 2 hours (depending on usage)
Feeling Stroker
Outer Casing Material ABS + PC
Sleeve Material TPE
Size 200 x 84 mm
Weight 800 grams +-15%

Pros and Cons

Pros

Innovative and high-tech design
Powerful motor for intense sensations
Compatible with VR content
Ergonomic design for comfortable use

Cons

Can be noisy
High price point

FAQ

Q: Is the Kiiroo Keon easy to clean?

A: Yes, the Keon is relatively easy to clean. Simply remove the sleeve and wash with warm water and mild soap.

Q: Can the Kiiroo Keon be used with other Kiiroo products?

Yes, the Keon is compatible with other Kiiroo products, including the Onyx+ and Pearl2.

Q: Can the Kiiroo Keon be used without VR content or remote partners?

A: Yes, the Keon can be used manually without VR content or remote partners.

Q: Is the Kiiroo Keon discreet?

A: While the blowjob machine isn't exactly a rock concert, it's not completely quiet either.

Q: How does the Kiiroo Keon compare to other blowjob machines on the market?

A: The Kiiroo Keon is one of the most high-tech and innovative blowjob machines on the market, offering a truly immersive and realistic experience.

Conclusion

The Kiiroo Keon is an innovative and high-quality blowjob machine that's worth the investment for a truly genuine experience.

Fleshy Pro™ - Customise Your Deep Throat Experience

A Mouth-Watering Experience

The Fleshy Pro™ is a customizable and unique blowjob machine that's designed to provide a deep throat experience. With its variety of suction levels, the Fleshy Pro™ allows for endless experimentation and exploration. We love how the machine delivers a mouth-watering experience that's sure to leave you satisfied.

Not Without Its Hiccups

If you're looking for a blowjob machine that doesn't suck... too hard, the Fleshy Pro™ might not be the toy for you. While some people love the customizable suction, others might find it to be a bit too strong. It's like having a vacuum cleaner attached to your nether regions, and not in a good way. So, unless you're into hickeys that last for weeks, you might want to look for a gentler option.

Deliciously Customizable

To wrap things up, the Fleshy Pro™ is definitely not for everyone. But for those who are looking for a customizable, deep-throat experience, it might just be the toy for you. It's not completely quiet, and the suction can be a bit strong, but if you're willing to take the risk, it can be an unforgettable experience. Just make sure to read the manual first, unless you want to end up with a hickey in a place where the sun doesn't shine. So, if you're ready to take the plunge (or the suck, in this case), give the Fleshy Pro™ a try and see if it's the blowjob machine of your dreams.

Product Specifications

Dimentions 11.6 x 8.7 x 6.3 inches
Weight 3.3 pounds
Sleeve material TPE
Modes Manual

Pros and Cons

Pros

Customizable and tailors to individual preferences
Deep throat experience
Sleek and discreet design
Relatively quiet motor

Cons

Sleeve can be difficult to clean thoroughly

FAQ

1. How often should I replace the Fleshy Pro™ sleeves?

The Fleshy Pro™ sleeve doesn’t need to be replaced if taken care of properly by cleaning after every use.

2. Can the Fleshy Pro™ be used without the sleeves?

No, the Fleshy Pro™ has to be used with it’s sleeve.

3. Is the Fleshy Pro™ compatible with other sex toys?

No, the Fleshy Pro™ is not designed to be compatible with other sex toys.

4. Can the Fleshy Pro™ be used with lubricant?

Yes, it's recommended to use water-based lubricant with the Fleshy Pro™.

5. How does the Fleshy Pro™ compare to other blowjob machines on the market?

The Fleshy Pro™ is a unique and customizable option for those seeking a deep-throat experience, making it stand out from other blowjob machines on the market.

Conclusion

The Fleshy Pro™ is a customizable and unique blowjob machine worth considering for those looking for a deep-throat experience tailored to their specific desires.

La Bocca Della Verita - All the Pleasure, None of the Hassle

What is the La Bocca Della Verita Blow Job Onahole?

The La Bocca Della Verita Blow Job Onahole is a male masturbator that's designed to simulate the feeling of oral sex. It's made from soft, flexible materials that feel incredibly realistic and comfortable against the skin. The toy features a textured internal sleeve that's designed to stimulate the penis and enhance pleasure.

Not the best option out there

There are copies that other Japanese Onahole manufacturers made like the Unbearable Lip Doll which use softer teeth and the Senkou Fellatio Hole Shinoda Yuu. Trust me, I’m practically an expert on this by now.

Authentic Pleasure

Overall, the toy is incredibly realistic and comfortable, thanks to its flexible materials and textured internal sleeve. Plus, it's a great option for anyone who wants to add some excitement to their solo play sessions or couples looking to switch things up in the bedroom.

Product Specifications

Dimentions 11.6 x 8.7 x 6.3 inches
Weight 3.3 pounds
Sleeve material TPE
Modes Manual

Pros and Cons

Pros

Customizable and tailors to individual preferences
Deep throat experience
Sleek and discreet design
Relatively quiet motor

Cons

Sleeve can be difficult to clean thoroughly

FAQ

1. Is the La Bocca Della Verita Blow Job Onahole easy to clean?

A: Yes, the La Bocca Della Verita Blow Job Onahole is incredibly easy to clean. Simply rinse it under warm water and apply a mild soap if necessary. Be sure to never use harsh chemicals or abrasives when cleaning.

2. Can the La Bocca Della Verita Blow Job Onahole be used with a partner?

A: While the La Bocca Della Verita Blow Job Onahole is designed for solo play, I suppose you could try using it with a partner if you're feeling adventurous. However, you might want to consider investing in a different type of male masturbator that's specifically designed for use with a partner if you don't want things to get too awkward (or hilarious).

3. Does the La Bocca Della Verita Blow Job Onahole come with lubricant?

A: No, the La Bocca Della Verita Blow Job Onahole does not come with lubricant. However, you can easily purchase lubricant separately.

4. Is the La Bocca Della Verita Blow Job Onahole discreet?

A: Yes, the La Bocca Della Verita Blow Job Onahole is incredibly discreet. Its small and compact size makes it easy to store and transport.

5. How long does the La Bocca Della Verita Blow Job Onahole last?

The lifespan of the La Bocca Della Verita Blow Job Onahole depends on how often it's used and how well it's maintained. With proper care, it should last for several uses. However, it's important to note that all male masturbators will eventually wear out and need to be replaced.

Kiiroo Onyx+: The Runner Up

A Close Second

The Kiiroo Onyx+ is a powerful and innovative blowjob machine designed to provide a realistic and immersive experience. While it didn't quite make it to the top of our list, we still love the attention to detail in the design, from the textured sleeve to the ability to connect with remote partners. The Kiiroo Onyx+ is a close second and a machine that's sure to leave you feeling satisfied.

 A Few Bumps in the Road

Now, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but overall, I was left feeling pretty disappointed by the Onyx+ from Kiiroo. It's clunky, it's loud, and it just doesn't provide the kind of pleasure I was hoping for. 

Powerful Pleasure

But let's be real here, folks. The Onyx+ is definitely not for everyone. If you're looking for a sleek, discreet, and powerful male masturbator, this is not the toy for you. But if you're willing to put up with a little bit of noise and some less-than-stellar sensations, the Onyx+ might just be worth a try.

Product Specifications

Materials ABS, POM
Finish Soft Touch and Glossy
Size 8.9 x 7.9 x 26.3 cm
Opening Hole Size 5 x 4.5 cm
Hole Height 16.5 cm
Weight 1.3 kgs with a box
Battery Lithium-ion Polymer 1000 mAh
Charging 4 hours
Use Time 1 hour

Pros and Cons

Pros

Compatible with VR content and remote partners
High-tech and innovative design
Textured sleeve for extra

Cons

Can be loud during use
High price point

FAQ

1. Is the Onyx+ from Kiiroo waterproof?

A: Unfortunately, no. It's about as waterproof as a piece of bread in a swimming pool. So if you're looking to take your solo play to the shower or bathtub, you'll need to look elsewhere.

2. Can I use the Onyx+ from Kiiroo with a partner?

A: Yes, you can! The Onyx+ is designed to work in tandem with other Kiiroo products, so you can connect with a partner from anywhere in the world. Just be prepared for some awkward moments if your internet connection starts acting up.

3. How loud is the motor on the Onyx+ from Kiiroo?

A: Let's just say that if you live in an apartment with thin walls, your neighbors are probably going to hear it. It's not exactly subtle, so be prepared for some potentially embarrassing moments.

4. Can I use the Onyx+ from Kiiroo with VR porn?

A: Yes, you can! The Onyx+ is designed to work with a variety of VR porn videos, so you can immerse yourself in a truly unique solo play experience. 

5. How do I clean the Onyx+ from Kiiroo?

A: Cleaning the Onyx+ can be a bit of a pain, but it's important to keep it in good condition to ensure it lasts as long as possible. Just be sure to use a toy cleaner that's safe for use with silicone, and don't forget to let it air dry completely before storing. Trust us, nobody wants a moldy sex toy.

Conclusion

At the end of the day, the Onyx+ is a fun and exciting addition to any solo play repertoire. So why not give it a try and see what all the fuss is about? Just be sure to keep some earplugs handy if you're in a shared living situation...

AutoBlow AI+: Mind-Blowing Experience

Get Ready to Have Your Mind Blown

Introducing the AutoBlow AI+: the blowjob machine of your wildest dreams! This game-changing device uses artificial intelligence to create an experience that's tailored specifically to your preferences. Say goodbye to mediocre blowjobs and hello to a personalized pleasure that'll leave you wanting more. The AutoBlow AI+ is guaranteed to blow your mind (and other things too)!

A Few Technical Hiccups

Listen up, folks! We've got the inside scoop on the AutoBlow AI+ - the good, the bad, and the blow-y. While we were pretty impressed overall, there were a few minor hiccups we ran into during testing. The machine can take a hot minute to calibrate to your specific preferences, so don't be too impatient or you'll be left high and dry. And let's be real, the hefty price tag might be a bit of a mood killer for some of us ballin' on a budget. But if you're willing to splurge for a customized and immersive experience, the AutoBlow AI+ might just be worth the investment.

Customizable AI Pleasure

In conclusion, the AutoBlow AI+ is a truly mind-blowing device that's revolutionizing the world of pleasure. Its innovative use of artificial intelligence allows for a fully customized experience that's sure to leave you feeling satisfied. While there may be a few technical issues to navigate and a higher price point to consider, the AutoBlow AI+ is a game-changer for those who want to take their pleasure to the next level. 

Product Specifications

Overall length 8.25" (20.1 cm)
Insertable length 7" (17.8 cm)
Max Girth Diametr 5 cm
Material Silicone, ABS Plastic
Waterproof No
Vibration Speed 10 experience, 10 speeds each

Pros and Cons

Pros

Uses artificial intelligence to tailor the experience to your specific desires
High-tech and innovative design

Cons

Can take time to calibrate to your preferences
High price point

FAQ

1. Is the AutoBlow AI+ easy to clean?

A: Yes, it is! The device comes with a removable sleeve that can be easily cleaned with soap and water. Just make sure to give it a good scrub so it's all fresh and clean for your next use.

2. Can the AutoBlow AI+ be used hands-free?

A: Absolutely! The device comes with a sturdy base that can be secured to any flat surface, giving you a hands-free experience that'll leave you feeling like a king.

3. How loud is the AutoBlow AI+ during use?

A: Not to worry, this bad boy won't wake the neighbors. The AutoBlow AI+ is designed to operate quietly, so you can keep your pleasure sessions discreet and private.

4. Can the AutoBlow AI+ be used with a partner?

A: Technically, yes. However, the device is primarily designed for solo use. But hey, if you and your partner are feeling adventurous, go ahead and give it a try – we won't judge.

5. How long does the AutoBlow AI+ battery last?

A: Great question! The device's battery life can last up to several hours, depending on usage. But let's be real – with a device this fun, you'll probably want to keep it charged up and ready for action at all times.

Conclusion

AutoBlow AI+ is a game-changer for anyone looking to up their solo pleasure game. This innovative machine uses artificial intelligence to provide a fully customizable experience that's sure to leave you feeling like a king. While there may be some technical issues to navigate and a higher price point to consider, the AutoBlow AI+ is a must-have for anyone looking to take their pleasure to the next level. And let's be honest – who doesn't want a blowjob machine that they can control with their smartphone? So go ahead and treat yourself to the ultimate in pleasure technology – just make sure to give it a good clean before your roommate borrows it.